Economy Down, Animal Kingdom Up

We all know what’s going on with the economy right now.  With our inability to maintain a standard way of living and prices skyrocketing through the roof, pretty soon animals are going to take over!  It’s going to be like Planet o the Apes meets Animal Farm. You should be scared for your life, because I know I am…

Notice as this bear robs this poor man of his bicycle.

These guys are practicing for the Kentucky Derby.

This one… well this just speaks for itself.  How are we as humans supposed to compete when this guy will work for peanuts and lettuce?  Just make sure you tip or he’ll throw feces at you.